black–twitter:

xanaxandcoffee:

physically my body is here but mentally I’m in the astral plane beating myself up in the target parking lot

the-spooky-alchemist:

“assigning genders to babies is wrong”

aaronexplainsitall:

I’ve decided that Britney absolutely slaying her NYE performance is a sign that we’re all about to slay 2018. It’s an omen. Good sis Brit is shepherding in a new era of homosexual prosperity.

aesthetic-satanist:

Where did it all go wrong?

dumbgay:

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

kyleehenke:

intimidating 2018 into submission before it even fucking starts

letsgo-see-the-stars:

me, starting Starbound as a Novakid: wow I can see everything this is great yeehaw

me, restarting as a Floran: eVERYTHING ISSS DARK AND VOID THERE ISSS NO LIGHT AAAAAAAAAAA

shutter-viibes:

Let’s create memories.

altgf:

andrewbelami:

oraclesofnorway:

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

astronomyblog:

The pleiades

by Joseph Brimacombe